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Pesterlog 3

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--carcinoGeneticist began pestering gallowsCalibrator—
GC: H1 K4RK1TTL3S
GC: HOW N1C3 OF YOU TO P3ST3R M3 TH1S 3V3N1NG
GC: WH3N 1V3 B33N SO LON3LY
GC: NO ON3 COM3S AROUND ANYMOR3 >:[
CG: YEAH WHATEVER
CG: AND I'M TALKING TO YOU SO YOU'RE NOT THAT LONELY, RIGHT?
CG: I MEAN IT'S NOT LIKE I WANTED TO.
CG: I HAD TO. SOME LEADERLY DUTY. YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
GC: NO OF COURS3 NOT K4RK1TTL3S, WH4T 3V3R WOULD W3 DO W1THOUT YOU? >;]
CG; STOP WITH THE STUPID EMOCON. NO ONE BUT YOU USES EMOCONS EXCEPT YOU.
GC: N3P3T4 DO3S >:[
CG: SEE AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T TALK TO THAT `ROLE-PLAYING CAT FREAK
CG: LIKE WHO TALKS LIKE THAT ANYWAYS? AND SHE'S JUST SO FUCKING BAD AT IT WHAT THE FUCK WAS ERIDAN EVEN THINKING WITH HER?
GC:YOU'R3 SO M34N >:[
CG: FUCK I'M SORRY.
GC: DON'T WORRY YOUR L1TTL3 NUBBY HORNS OFF K4RK1TTY, 1 KNOW YOU D1DN'T M34N 1T, YOU TRY TO B3 SO TOUGH 4ND COOL L1K3 D4V3 BUT 1 KNOW YOU'R3 R34LLY JUST 4 B1G OLD SOFTY 4T H34RT >;]
CG: YEAH FUCKING RIGHT WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN EATING TOO MUCH OF YOUR RED CHALK AGAIN? I AM FUCKING FEROCIOUS AND YOU KNOW IT.
GC: 1 4M QU4CK1NG 1N MY BOOOTS >;]
GC: 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR K1NDNESS
CG: FUCK YOU YOU'RE LYING. KINDNESS DOESN'T HAVE AN ODOUR.
GC: HOW WOULD YOU KNOW YOU'R3 SURROUND3D BY 1T. YOU R33K OF 1T K4RK4R1NG >;]
CG: DON'T CALL ME THAT! IT'S INCREDIBLY UNBECOMING AND NETORIOUSLY UNLEADERLY. I DON'T WANT THE PEONS THINKING THEY CALLING ME NAMES AS PALETTLE REVOLTING AS THAT.
GC: 1 THOUGHT YOU 3NJOY3D 1T >:?
CG; FUCK YOU KNOW I HATE IT YOU FUCKING LIAR
GC: OKA4Y Y3S 1 DO >;] YOU'R3 JUST SO FUN TO T34S3.
GC; 1 F33D OFF YOUR FURY >;] >;] 1T'S D3L1C1OUS!
CG: OKAY I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY FUCK I'M ASKING THIS BUT WHAT THE HELL DOES FURY EVEN TASTE LIKE?
GC: MMMM L1K3 S3LF-H4T3 4ND 4NGST. MMMM BLU3B3RR13S.
CG: YES I KNEW I WOULD REGRET THAT QUESTION.
CG: WHAT DOES KISMESIS TASTE LIKE?
CG: FUCK YOU KEEP GETTING ME OFF TOPIC! DON'T ANSWER THAT!
GC: OK4Y MY L1TTL3 K4RK1TTL3S. TH3N WHY D1D YOU T4K3 T1M3 OFF FROM B31NG OUR GLOR1OUS L34D3R TO T4LK 4T M3?
CG: I WANTED TO ASK YOU ABOUT SOMEONE
GC: HMM WHO?
CG: UGH I WOULD SAY THE ONE WITH THOSE FUCKING RETARDED SUNGLASSES BUT YOU PROBABLY DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HE LOOKS LIKE.
GC: YOU'R3 T4LK1NG 4BOUT D4V3. H3 T4ST3S L1K3 COOLN3SS 4ND CH3RRI3S >;]
CG; OKAY I DON'T FUCKING CARE WHAT THE HELL THAT LITTLE SHADY FUCKASS SMELLS LIKE. I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD STOP TALKING TO HIM. FOREVER. LIKE JUST STOP BECAUSE HE'S FUCKING RUINING EVREYTHING THAT I HAD GOING HERE. HE'S JUST ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING WAY TEREZI. SO JUST TALK TO ME INSTEAD OR SOMETHING.
GC: WH4T WHY >:?
GC: 1S TH1S SOM3TH1NG TO DO W1TH YOUR STUP1D M4K3 B3L13V3 L34D3RLY TH1NGS?
GC: B3C4US3 1LL T4LK TO WHO 3V3R 1 W4NT, K4RK4T >:[
CG: T3R3Z1
CG: DAMN IT I MEAN TEREZI I THINK
GC: 1 DON'T C4R3 WH4T YOU TH1NK K4RK4T 1TS NOT 4LW4YS  4BOUT WH4T YOU TH1NK!! >:[
GC: 1 DON'T C4R3 WH4T YOU TH1NK 4BOUT D4V3 4ND 1 WON'T STOP T4LK1NG TO H1M JUST B3C4US3 YOU S41D SO >:[ >:[ >:[
--gallowsCalibrator ceased being pestered by carcinoGeneticist--
CG: FUCK
CG: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
--carcinoGeneticist ceased pestering gallowsCalibrator--


--carcinoGeneticist began pestering turntechGodhead--
CG: FUCK I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
CG: FUCK
--carcinoGeneticist ceased pestering turntechGodhead--
The third, and final, edition to these pesterlog things xD bwah. Now accompanied by the original picture I drew when I wrote them out *yes I wrote them out long hand during school, heheh oops*

Anyways Karkat really did himself in there. he's so misunderstood! He really just wants to tell Terezi he really cares for her but of course he just can't *that would be unleaderly*
hehe.
anyways if you guys liked this little mini series and comment and what not I might be inclined to write another one since my laptop is broken and therefore I can't draw anyways.

THANKS FOR READING 8'D

Karkat Vantas and Terezi Pyrope belong to :iconhussielipsplz:
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Bawwwwww Karkles D:

I looooooove it. There's no more to it, though? D: